404 · Lost in the Sauce
You’ve slipped between the Ages. Sometimes you fight, sometimes you drink. Draw your fate below—or reroll it.
Uh-Oh, You’ve Encountered a Monster Horde ?
This is a mini version of BattleSauce combat that teaches the fast face-off feel.
Full combat includes more nuance, conditions, and abilities —
see the Combat entry.
Special: a BattleSauce occurs if either combatant holds two Aces during a single round — instant round win for that side.
Grit (You)
Grit (Monster)
You
Total: 0
Monster
???
Total: 0
Counting Calories ?
+0 Evo Cal
+0 Trade Cal
Items: None
Tavern Glitch
You’ve phased into a roadside tavern—roll a die to see which one.